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$#*! My Dad Says Description
$#*! MY DAD SAYS (pronounced “Bleep My Dad Says”), stars William Shatner as Ed Goodson, who is an opinionated dad who relishes expressing his unsolicited and often wildly politically incorrect observations to anyone within earshot. Nobody is safe from Ed’s rants, including his sons, Henry, a struggling writer-turned-unpaid blogger; and Vince, the meek half of a husband/wife real estate duo with domineering Bonnie.
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Episode 16: Well Suitored
Date Aired: Feb 03, 2011
Description: Ed turns green with envy when a millionaire vies for Rosemary's affections. Also, Bonnie and Vince's former boss tries to make amends with an "egg"-centric gift.
Description: Ed turns green with envy when a millionaire vies for Rosemary's affections. Also, Bonnie and Vince's former boss tries to make amends with an "egg"-centric gift.
Episode 15: Ed Goes to Court
Date Aired: Jan 27, 2011
Description: Ed wants to put the brakes on his pursuit of Rosemary after she says she would like to be romanced. Also, Vince and Henry have a "'Stache-Off" to see who can grow a mustache faster.
Description: Ed wants to put the brakes on his pursuit of Rosemary after she says she would like to be romanced. Also, Vince and Henry have a "'Stache-Off" to see who can grow a mustache faster.
Episode 14: Corn Star
Date Aired: Jan 20, 2011
Description: When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in Ed's garden are too tall, Ed harnesses his anger by running for president himself. Also, Vince is torn when he gets propositioned by his secret celebrity crush
Description: When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in Ed's garden are too tall, Ed harnesses his anger by running for president himself. Also, Vince is torn when he gets propositioned by his secret celebrity crush
Episode 13: The Better Father
Date Aired: Jan 13, 2011
Description: When Bonnie and Vince learn that their first wedding wasn't legal, they plan a new ceremony, but Ed wants to break-up with them when he finds out that Bonnie's father is coming.
Description: When Bonnie and Vince learn that their first wedding wasn't legal, they plan a new ceremony, but Ed wants to break-up with them when he finds out that Bonnie's father is coming.
Episode 12: Goodson Goes Deep
Date Aired: Jan 06, 2011
Description: Ed gets thrown a curveball when baseball memorabilia that he wants is sold to someone else. Also, Vince and Bonnie's new living situation with Ed and Henry makes their baby-making efforts more work than romance.
Description: Ed gets thrown a curveball when baseball memorabilia that he wants is sold to someone else. Also, Vince and Bonnie's new living situation with Ed and Henry makes their baby-making efforts more work than romance.
Episode 11: Family Dinner for Schmucks
Date Aired: Dec 16, 2010
Description: Bonnie tries to start a tradition of family dinners, but it makes the men lose their appetites. Also, Ed befriends a new hot shot doctor at the hospital and wishes Henry could be more like him.
Description: Bonnie tries to start a tradition of family dinners, but it makes the men lose their appetites. Also, Ed befriends a new hot shot doctor at the hospital and wishes Henry could be more like him.
Episode 10: You Can't Handle the Truce
Date Aired: Dec 09, 2010
Description: Henry tries to broker a truce between Ed and his neighbor after discovering they are having a long-standing feud. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie have trouble adopting a dog.
Description: Henry tries to broker a truce between Ed and his neighbor after discovering they are having a long-standing feud. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie have trouble adopting a dog.
Episode 9: Make a Wish
Date Aired: Nov 18, 2010
Description: Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach, and when a furious Ed confronts the motivational speaker, his heart gets some romantic motivation.
Description: Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach, and when a furious Ed confronts the motivational speaker, his heart gets some romantic motivation.
Episode 8: The Manly Thing to Do
Date Aired: Nov 11, 2010
Description: Ed's navy buddy comes to visit and ends up insulting Tim, Ed's housekeeper. Meanwhile, Henry accidentally sees Bonnie naked.
Description: Ed's navy buddy comes to visit and ends up insulting Tim, Ed's housekeeper. Meanwhile, Henry accidentally sees Bonnie naked.
Episode 7: Easy, Writer
Date Aired: Nov 05, 2010
Description: Ed is embarrassed by an article Henry writes about him. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie befriend the "it" couple of the high-end San Diego real estate market.
Description: Ed is embarrassed by an article Henry writes about him. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie befriend the "it" couple of the high-end San Diego real estate market.
Episode 6: You Can't Handle the Truce
Date Aired: Oct 28, 2010
Description: Henry tries to broker a truce between Ed and his neighbor after discovering they are having a long-standing feud. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie have trouble adopting a dog.
Description: Henry tries to broker a truce between Ed and his neighbor after discovering they are having a long-standing feud. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie have trouble adopting a dog.
Episode 5: Not Without My Jacket
Date Aired: Oct 21, 2010
Description: Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes, however, his plan backfires when he inadvertently lends Henry's jacket to a friend. Meanwhile, Vince regrets asking Bonnie to tell him all the juicy details about a previous relationship.
Description: Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes, however, his plan backfires when he inadvertently lends Henry's jacket to a friend. Meanwhile, Vince regrets asking Bonnie to tell him all the juicy details about a previous relationship.
Episode 4: Code Ed
Date Aired: Oct 14, 2010
Description: Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate business.
Description: Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate business.
Episode 3: The Truth About Dads & Moms
Date Aired: Oct 07, 2010
Description: Still resentful that his father didn't take responsibility for his parent's divorce years ago, Henry is outraged when Ed refuses to be blamed for getting a DMV employee fired.
Description: Still resentful that his father didn't take responsibility for his parent's divorce years ago, Henry is outraged when Ed refuses to be blamed for getting a DMV employee fired.
Episode 2: Wi-Fight
Date Aired: Sep 30, 2010
Description: Henry takes matters into his own hands when Ed refuses to allow a wireless Internet connection to be installed in the house. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Bonnie to allow Ed, a retired doctor, to examine her breasts.
Description: Henry takes matters into his own hands when Ed refuses to allow a wireless Internet connection to be installed in the house. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Bonnie to allow Ed, a retired doctor, to examine her breasts.
Episode 1: Pilot
Date Aired: Sep 23, 2010
Description: After being laid off from his job writing for a men's magazine, Henry moves in with his cranky, outspoken father, Ed.
Description: After being laid off from his job writing for a men's magazine, Henry moves in with his cranky, outspoken father, Ed.
